It’s Frieze week! Time to:

Ogle dilfs pushing strollers through Regent’s Park

Get an ill advised haircut

Learn what sfumato is

Learn how to pronounce sfumato

Get that coat from The Row you’ve been saving up for for five years

Get those boots from Ralph Lauren you’ve been saving up for for three

Run through last year’s list of artists shown at Frieze so you can back yourself when you say last year’s show was better

Avoid saying last year’s show was better because everyone agreed it was abysmal

Have no individual opinion on any matter whatsoever

Be un-self aware

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